I'm So Embarrassed

I guess that you must think I'm pretty homophobic
I made a tasteless joke and I forgot you were gay
What did I say? Why did I act that way?
I'm so embarrassed, I wanna get away

I probably shouldn't have had so many margaritas
I got a little tipsy and I hit on your wife
I didn't think, I acted like a dink
I'm so embarrased, I wanna get away

So once again I make a fool of myself in front of my friends
I'd like to leave it all behind but my remorse never ends

What did I do? What am I coming to?
I'm so embarrassed, I wanna get away

And I don't want to live the rest of my life consumed with regret
But if I can't forgive myself, how am I going to forget

We said we'd meet at four o'clock at Dunkin Donuts
I took a nap and I forgot to set my alarm
Where was my love? What was I thinking of?
I'm so embarrassed, I wanna get away
I wanna get away
I wanna get away

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