I Push Her Buttons

I'm the best man in the world
Though I can't imagine why
Cause the most amazing girl
Thinks that I'm an amazing guy
Don't know how to win her heart
Good thing I don't have to try

I push her buttons
I push her buttons
I push her buttons
Just like she pushes mine

Everybody and his bro
All across this fruited plain
They're all clamoring to know
How did I infest her brain
I hate to say I told you so
But it's easy to explain

I push her buttons
I push her buttons
I push her buttons
Just like she pushes mine

Why is she so intoxicated?
It can't be my brawn or my brains
The impossible has been eliminated
There's only thing that remains

If she wrote a personal ad
Detailing each desirable trait
I probably wouldn't do too bad
But I don't know if I'd do great
So then why do I drive her mad?
Allow me to explicate

I push her buttons
I push her buttons
I push her buttons
Nearly all of the time
I push her buttons
Just like she pushes mine

Copyright © 2001 Dan Schmidt